i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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