But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
the number of months ive had a girlfriend in my life divided by the number of blowjobs ive gotten is extremely depressing...
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
He better not be in your backpack
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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