he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
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