his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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