There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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