Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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