I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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