Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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