so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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