so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
You're breaking my sexual little heart
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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