How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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