I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
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