Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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