She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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