My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I smell stomach acid.
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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