Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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