Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
