I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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