they need to just BURY HIM!
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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