I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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