I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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