I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
as a side note pls kill me
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
