Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
