Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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