The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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