Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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