I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
well you can't waste a boner
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I kinda wanna Instagram the giant vag stain on my sheets. That is something to be proud of. It's a Christmas miracle.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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