butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She's the barista slut.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
It's rum buckets o'clock
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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