So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
try to milk me bitch
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