Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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