It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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