Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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