Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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