That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
I puked in the cab and in my hair and he didnt even know
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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