Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I'm inventing beer flavored vodka. This raspberry shit makes me feel like a pussy.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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