If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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