i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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