Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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