I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
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