Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
dude. I can hear the air.
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