how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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