if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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