I'm laying in your front yard are you home
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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