I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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