I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
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