Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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