She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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