he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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