If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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