he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We are two peas in an std pod
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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