i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
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