Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Moving to Utah. Got sick of alcohol and have a severe wife shortage.
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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