i barfeds in our rink
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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