Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
