I don't think brook has ever known best
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
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