They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
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