this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
The struggles of a small town man whore
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
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